Got up from bed to get a drink of water
and in the middle of my bedroom floor was a Massive Scorpion! I am not sure how
Brandon slept through all of the; squeals, yelps and oh sh!ts. After throwing 3
pairs of running shoes, a pair of slippers, a Kleenex box and waiting about
five minutes. I removed everything I threw and stomped on it again (if there’s
anything I learned from Zombie Land its “double-tap”)
Needless to say……… I am no longer sleepy
Needless to say……… I am no longer sleepy
And now
(because I’m a bit nuts) and think there’s a trillion scorpions just waiting to
get their revenge on me for killing one of their own this is what I’m sporting
And yes, I am thinking about sleeping with them on